lter02

Brokers are like dentists, they'll drill into your investments until they're all gone.

Brokers are like referees, they'll call fouls on you when you're not even playing the game.

Brokers are like paparazzi, they'll follow your investments and report on every move you make.

Brokers are like used car salesmen, they'll tell you anything to get you to buy something.

Brokers are like chefs, they'll cook up a scheme to make you believe that their investment is the best thing since sliced bread.

Brokers are like paparazzi, they'll follow your investments and report on every move you make.

Brokers are like chefs, they'll cook up a scheme to make you believe that their investment is the best thing since sliced bread.

Brokers are like used car salesmen, they'll tell you anything to get you to buy something.

Brokers are like carnival barkers, they'll promise you the moon and the stars, but you'll end up with a cheap trinket.

Brokers are like politicians, they promise you the world and then forget about you once they have your vote.

Brokers are like weathermen, they can predict what might happen, but they're never completely accurate.

Brokers are like magicians, they can make your money disappear in an instant.

Brokers are like your ex, they'll pretend to care about you until they get what they want.

Brokers are like taxis, they take you where you need to go but charge you a fortune.